Infinite Regress

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Leaving behind a chal­len­ging and exhaus­ting 2025, huma­ni­ty yearns for a more peace­ful 2026. One cor­po­ra­ti­on aims to pro­vi­de an offer meant to deli­ver the basis for the most ade­qua­te mindset.

In the pseu­do-secu­la­ri­zed 21st cen­tu­ry, one eso­te­ric-reli­gious tra­di­ti­on per­se­ve­res – the horo­scope. Every week, rea­ders of count­less maga­zi­nes direct their hungry gaze towards the cru­cial pages and pro­ceed to spend the fol­lowing week accord­ing to the stars’ con­stel­la­ti­ons. Tauruses should post­po­ne life-chan­ging decisi­ons, can­cers should avoid dri­ving their car, the list goes on, the prac­ti­ce is wide­ly known.

Humanity, high­ly moder­ni­zed and anxie­ty-ridd­led, has ele­va­ted this see­min­gly archaic tra­di­ti­on to new heights. Today, the align­ment of one’s own life veers bey­ond inter­pre­ta­ti­ons of just the night­ly fir­ma­ment. There also has been a steady deve­lo­p­ment of bes­towing and inter­pre­ting mea­ning to other aspects of the tan­gi­ble, mate­ri­al world as well. There’s the bird of the year, the tree of the year, the ani­mal of the year, … The list is vir­tual­ly endless.

While one can still find a sem­blan­ce of prac­ti­cal mea­ning atta­ched here, one cate­go­ry of pseu­do-horo­scope deci­ded­ly ven­tures into absur­di­ty: the Pantone Color of the Year.

What your 2026 will be like

A short deli­ne­a­ti­on for ever­yo­ne lacking expert know­ledge in the color-uni­ver­se: Pantone is a com­pa­ny most known for their color swat­ches based on their Pantone Matching System (PMS). First deve­lo­ped in 1963, today its core cus­to­mer base and app­li­ca­ti­on is loca­ted main­ly in the sphe­res of gra­phic design and print; offe­ring 12,807 dif­fe­rent color swat­ches. For €238 – pea­nuts! – inte­res­ted cus­to­mers can purcha­se the ent­i­re ran­ge in the form of a han­dy color fan, allowing for clea­rer, spe­ci­fic “tonal communication”.

If the ent­i­re­ty of the realm feels too dizzy­ing, fret not! Basic users won’t need the who­le assort­ment in order to lead a color­ful life. Much more important, as men­tio­ned befo­re: the Color of the Year. For 2026, Pantone LLC reve­a­led a sho­ckin­gly pun­chy hue – this year it’s all about PANTONE 11–4201. After swift­ly con­sul­ting the color fan, 11–4201 is intro­du­ced as the mys­te­ry-shrou­ded Cloud Dancer. For tho­se who’ve cur­r­ent­ly mis­pla­ced their fan: Cloud Dancer is white. Of cour­se not a boring, simp­le, stan­dard white, but ins­tead “a bil­lo­wy white imbued with sere­ni­ty”. No fur­ther ques­ti­ons, your honor. Furthermore: “[It’s] a launch­pad for crea­ti­ve expres­si­on, as indi­vi­du­als and com­mu­nities eager to reset are expe­ri­men­ting bey­ond tra­di­tio­nal bounda­ries, ope­ning the door to inno­va­ti­on.” The per­fect color for the Burg’s next annu­al art exhibition.

The sound­track to the Color of the Year
Screenshot: web­site pantone.com

Why exact­ly this color? The heads of the “mar­ket lea­der in terms of color com­mu­ni­ca­ti­on” are eager to ans­wer. For Leatrice Eiseman, Executive Director of Pantone Color Institute, Cloud Dancer is “a pro­mi­se of cla­ri­ty”. In a flur­ried and ever chan­ging world, Cloud Dancer offers “a con­scious state­ment of sim­pli­fi­ca­ti­on [and] enhan­ces our focus, pro­vi­ding release from the dis­trac­tion of exter­nal influ­en­ces.” A self help hue, how convenient.

For Laurie Pressman, Vice President of Pantone Color Institute, „Cloud Dancer signi­fies [the] desi­re for a fresh start, […] ope­ning the door to new approa­ches”. The color is more than just a color — it also accru­es epis­te­mo­lo­gi­cal value: “Cloud Dancer encou­ra­ges true rela­xa­ti­on and focus, allowing the mind to wan­der and crea­ti­vi­ty to brea­the, making room for innovation.”

Material Girl in a Cloud Dancer World

Let us recap for a second: White – sor­ry, Cloud Dancer of cour­se – is now not only the color of white­boards, office buil­ding walls, IKEA Kallax shel­ves, clean girls, … No, it is the color of new per­spec­ti­ves, hope, and mind­ful­ness in the­se tur­bu­lent, try­ing times.

But Pantone is not just offe­ring spi­ri­tu­al sup­port with their Color of the Year. There is of cour­se an ent­i­re ran­ge of mer­chan­di­se aimed to upgrade the mate­ri­al life of tho­se in pain(t)ed need. A small selection:

  • The offi­cial Cloud Dancer mug, for examp­le – for only €33.32 it prac­ti­cal­ly gua­ran­tees a mind­ful start to your day
  • The Cloud Dancer key chain – dirt cheap at a pri­ce point of €12.42, estee­med cus­to­mers recei­ve a … key chain. No, apo­lo­gies: “A simp­le, sub­t­le remin­der of cla­ri­ty and focus whe­re­ver you go.”
  • Official Cloud Dancer Play-Doh – adver­ti­sed without a pri­ce quo­te, this play tool allows the crea­ti­on of pro­mi­sing alter­na­ti­ve socie­ties and uto­pi­as, staun­ch­ly detached from the cur­rent hyper-capi­ta­listic sys­tem that is plagued by overconsumption.
Mindful mer­chan­di­se
Screenshot: web­site pantone.com
Color-Crazed Commentary

In the end, you reap what you sow: Naturally, Cloud Dancer attrac­ted the atten­ti­on of feuil­le­tons far and wide, aut­hors frot­hing at the mouth to give their sac­red opi­ni­ons, ran­ging from well-mea­ning style cri­ti­ques to sca­thing reviews invo­king the­mes of cul­tu­re wars. According to the Süddeutsche Zeitung, Cloud Dancer poses as the anti­the­sis to the “neon hell of the glo­bal­ly digi­ti­zed rea­li­ty”, the Zeit com­mends the poe­try-invo­king descrip­ti­ons of the color, and at the NDR a pro­fes­sor for color design, Timo Rieke, sta­tes: That hue is gra­cing all our walls alrea­dy anyway.

Ulf Poschardt’s neo­con­ser­va­ti­ve cul­tu­re war engi­ne – avail­ab­le at any given train sta­ti­ons’ kiosk, named Welt – ascri­bes the color an esca­pist ten­den­cy. While it lacks a remin­der of the truth­ful rea­liz­a­ti­ons of the poli­ti­cal rea­li­ty, Cloud Dancer evo­kes asso­cia­ti­ons with the “nico­ti­ne-dren­ched hair of may-God-rest-his-soul-Helmut-Schmidt” or “the wall of a delin­quent from Friedrichshain smo­king ten joints a day”. That esca­pism I can smell.

Less obtu­se pole­mics are offe­red by jour­na­listic out­lets left of the omin­ous poli­ti­cal cen­ter. Taking in the calm Cloud Dancer, the Jungle World offers the ques­ti­on: Which colors would be con­si­de­red vul­gar or chao­tic? Monopol maga­zi­ne, popu­lar in the artis­tic sce­ne, calls the choo­sing of 11–4201 a “state­ment of capi­tu­la­ti­on”, which estab­lis­hes a con­nec­tion to skin color and its signi­fi­can­ce wit­hin the public dis­cour­se. And the Freitag decla­res the color a warning sign for the era of “emer­ging glo­bal fascism”.

To that, one has to say: Cloud Dancer is not the first Pantone Color of the Year. On their web­site, each year from 2000 onward is con­nec­ted to at least one color, pro­mi­sing clair­voyan­ce and gui­d­ance. Staring at the time­li­ne, a bleak pic­tu­re starts to con­struct its­elf. The back­sli­ding begins in 2021. Two colors were hono­red: 13–0647 Illuminating for one – col­lo­quial­ly known as yel­low – and 17–5104 Ultimate Gray – gray! 2022/23 were just slight­ly more color­ful, then from 2024 onward the color palet­te got more and more fascist. While with Peach Fuzz, only a slight­ly brown hue was picked in 2024, the choice of Mocha Mousse in 2025 was the defi­ni­ti­ve blin­ker, indi­ca­ting a mer­ger onto the far-right lane of the high­way. This year it’s white, then surely next year will be: 19–4003 Black Onyx. Apolitical black.

Previous Pantone Colors of the Year. Colors may not be accu­rate­ly represented.
In for a Cloud Dancer, in for a Culture War?

Maybe let’s pump the bra­kes a bit, it’s get­ting hard to see the paint box for the inter­pre­ta­ti­ve offe­rings. The cul­tu­re war, of both right and left poli­ti­cal hue, enters a new play­ing field. To me, this is mad­de­ning. Of cour­se not­hing, no decisi­on, is ever made in an apo­li­ti­cal con­text – but not every indi­gna­ti­on must spi­ral into a widespread public out­cry. In the end, the who­le hub­bub is most likely a very cle­ver mar­ke­ting stra­te­gy for Pantone LLC. It crea­tes tons of digi­tal traf­fic at the begin­ning of the year and allows them to show­ca­se their pro­ducts to a big­ger audience.

Here are my two cents, after a frank­ly absurd amount of time pon­de­ring the topic: Cloud Dancer is a pret­ty fuck­ing lou­sy choice for Color of the Year. White is not invo­king anything wit­hin me, like at all. Not even rage. It’s not poli­ti­ci­zing me in a new way and I honest­ly find other topics more important than meta-poli­ti­cal color games. In the end, yet ano­t­her feuil­le­to­nistic essay exp­lai­ning why Pantone is paving the way for glo­bal fascism won’t pre­vent no AfD sta­te pre­mier in Saxony-Anhalt.

Translation: Ellen Helmecke

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